In this natural scene, Sophie pisses and shits while sitting on the toilet and reading. She seems engrossed in her book at first, but later seems distracted by her need to concentrate on pooping. Finished product and dirty TP shown. 720P HD quality. Have you worn light colored or white underwear in the last three months and not gotten a skidmark? Hahahahahaha Turning green” has long been a phrase used to describe someone showing signs of an illness. The same can be said of your poop, too, notes Dr. Lee. The toilet should unclog after some time. To give it some oomph, empty a gallon of hot water into the bowl. This will help push everything down. On the drive home, Steve of course wanted to know all about my pooping. I told him that I just left the "appetizer" at his parents' house and that the "main course" was coming. He asked if I could hold it until we got home as he really wanted to watch. I said "Sure." He told me he loved me cbc that he was sorry he was a "perv". I smiled and said he wasn't a perv and that I loved to poop for him.

Only try this a maximum of 3 times. If it does not work, get up from the toilet and walk around. It may help to try having a warm/hot drink. How to sit on the toiletFlatuists, A.K.A. professional farters, are people paid to fart on command. The earliest known flatuist was mentioned by St. Augustine of Hippo in his book, "City of God", which was written in the 5th Century A.D. One 12th-century Englishman by the name of Roland was given a feudal grant of 110 acres in Suffolk provided that every year he would, on Christmas Day, entertain the King by performing "altogether, and at once, a leap, a puff, and a fart." He and his descendants did so for 200 years.

The large, “precious” poop — officially known as the Lloyds Bank coprolite, the formal term for fossilized turds — is a 1,200-year-old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.If people do not find these changes effective, or they have severe or additional symptoms, they may need medical treatment. Depending on the underlying cause, treatment may involve: Bill Cosby's famous standup act, Bill Cosby: Himself featured a rant about how fathers are the most fun family members because they're the only ones allowed to have gas. He also discussed how his father used to blame his farts on invisible animals. Then flash the toilet. With warm water, pour the warm water, then add baking soda. Avoid boiling water, it doesn’t react with baking soda. Unclogging a toilet can be a straightforward and fast task or a long and difficult one. It is especially bad if the clogged toilet has poop in it and or toilet paper. It is recommended to select a toilet with a powerful flushing system to prevent clogging issues. Don’t use excessive toilet paper, hard water, or flushing foreign objects to stay away from clogging.

There are many possible causes of large, painful, and hard-to-pass stools. They include: Constipation Fixtures toilet offers premium features with long-lasting durability. Manufactured with reliable ceramic material, it has an elegant glazed surface to inhibit the growth of stain and mold, odor-causing bacteria, and mildew on the surface. Additionally, the surface needs no special cleaning procedure. Just take a dampened towel and clean the surface to maintain its new look.That being said, oddly colored poop might indicate something that needs attention — particularly if it lingers or comes with symptoms such as abdominal pain, weight loss, bleeding, fever and vomiting. Pale poop or blood-tinged stool is of particular concern, too. After pouring the water, one should wait for 5 minutes before flushing the toilet. If it doesn’t work, add some detergent (1-2 teaspoons) for additional softening. In this brief clip Alyssa shows a closeup view of her ass while shitting in the toilet. Unfortunately, it is somewhat dark and her aim with the camera is slightly off, however her asshole stays in frame the entire time. Good for prolapse fans. 720P HD