Not only will your fluffy little friend be prepared to fend off criminal, foreign, or supernatural threats, but cats from gun-free homes are more likely to be curious about weapons they encounter than cats who are already familiar with them. The best rule of thumb is to teach your cat never to take a photo they wouldn't feel comfortable sharing with the whole world. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again! Going into heat is the cat version of getting a period; essentially, it's how God punishes girl cats for Eve's sin in the Garden of Eden.

Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. It never really goes beyond simple one-note mockery of conservatism and Christianity, and, honestly, as funny as the concept seems like it might be, I never really laughed the entire time I was reading it. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average.It might have been best as just the first pamphlet alone, but that would have made for a very short book. The main problem with the book is that the material runs a little thin after a while, and the parodies just aren't all that funny. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. I also wish there were more pamphlets out there, like what existed in the appendix at the back of the book - such as talking to your cat about Santa Claus, phrenology, and U. You might have thought it was ok to talk to your cat about birth control and STDs but really waiting is the only way.

I grew up in a highly conservative, evangelical christian household, so it was hilarious to read all the B. All the safety training in the world will do no good if your cat isn’t purrpared with the specific tactics and strategy needed against a given foe. Very important reading for all cats and their owners, this should be part of the RSPCA training process. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! Apparently, this is satire, but if something becomes so satirical that people actually take it as face value, is it even good satire?While it does have the potential to cause injury, the same is true of cleaning chemicals, knives, and matches. There are several other pamphlets contained in this one, including talking to your cat about Abstinence, and about Postapocalyptic Survival. The quality definitely range, and while the politics are over the top, the chapters that dwell less on the politics are the stronger chapters.